Wads of crumbled up 1 and 5 dollar bills found in your front pockets after a night at the bar, due to only paying for drinks with 20s.
I thought I had spent all my money last night, but I had more than enough bar cabbage to cover my cab ride home.
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A reoccurring character in Avatar: The Last Airbender, the Cabbage Man is a lonely merchant whose poor vegetables seem to always be under some subject of destruction.
Is often heard yelling "My cabbages!"
Also:
A nickname for a reoccurring minor character, often used for comic relief.
M. Night Shyamalan should play the Cabbage Man in his Avatar films!
Hey, that guy who got struck by lightening seven times is the Cabbage Man of Benjamin Button!
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When somebody clowns around too much and isn't making sense when they talk.
Friend- "one day I got a loosey from the corner store, then called this girl over to give me a loosey"
You- "Your Clowning! Your Trash, and garbage is coming out your mouth! Your Circus Cabbage!
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When a man packs his penis inside a cabbage patch doll and after he ejaculates he pulls out and cooks the baby doll in the microwave and eats it.
After a long day of work lonely Mike preformed Cabbage Packing to relieve some stress.
Someone who is being stupid and not using their common sense to understand somethinf simple.
Friend: How do I change the brightness on my phone?
Me: You're such an Unseasoned Cabbage!
Ridiculously long and wild hair often found poking out the back of a lacrosse players helmets. Lax cabbage is not meant to look good in every day life but to look "sick" while playing lacrosse.
Bro, look at that sick Lax Cabbage, he's looking real cabbagy.
The name given to sauerkraut during World War 1 by Americans due to a war against Germans
"Eat the victory cabbage! It's good for you"