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When you stop your routine of cock grooming, producing a prickly love sausage.
"Damn Eddie O...put that cock on the window sill and water it...you aint getting in me with that cactus cock"
A "Cactus Patch" describes the regrowth of pubic hair on the male or female genitalia. Generally speaking, the "Cactus Patch" occurs one to three days after pubic hair is shaved with a razor.
Encountering a "Cactus Patch" during sexual intercourse can make for a very unpleasant and irritating sexual experience.
"Dude, I got with Stephanie last night and now my junk is all irritated. She was sporting the cactus patch."
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Did you know these toys have been and internet meme for many years now.today many people came home with their toys and gave it to their dog. you know what happen? well, they got ripped open and then it showed a toy inside it with a frown. anyways if you ever hear your dog say "jiggly jiggly im coming for the booty" you know whats happening.
P.S. this does not mean a good thing(its something bad "rape the toy or having you know what with the toy".
you got that Cactus toy with cactus inside
eww its weird like why is there a cactus toy with cactus inside liek why
Cactus toy with cactus inside?nope
A bar in the bottom of a Mexican restaurant named Manana that serves moderately priced mixed drinks to underage kids.
A nice place to get wasted. The owner is a shady looking Paki guy.
Should we go to Cactus tonight and get fucked up?
Hell yes.
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Beginning with a case of untreated swamp ass, it's when chaffing and burning occurs on the rim of the anus.
"Hello Dan."
"Hi Harris."
"Why the sour face?"
"You see Harris, I have an atrocious case of cactus crack."
"MMMMMM"
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The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.
'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?
No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'
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Vagina that has been shaved but now has a 5 oclock shadow and prickles your face like a cactus while eating a girl out.
Ryan "Hey did you eat out Taylor last night?"
Jimmy "yeah...it sucked...she had a cactus vagina."
Ryan "thats the pits bro"
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