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A Extremely large country with 3 people every sq. KM. Main cities inclue: Ottawa, toronto, Halifax, vancouver and quebec, we are a bilingual nation, French and English, we are generall y well educated, and we beleive in peace keeping and beer. Our beer has a higher alcohol percentage than others. Our winters can be cold (-30 to -40 C). But our summers can get extremely hot as well, with temperatures of 40 celcius, witch is freaking hot, we also have alot of fresh water, and we have a low crime rate. Our military is actually Very highly trained, and our weapons (C7 and C8s) are more reliable then the American M16 and M4s our average army soldiers are trained as well as american SF soldiers.
Mmm... poutine, Mmm... poontang. welcome to Canada
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1. That place up north
2. A place who's inhabitants can handle -20C and +30C.
3. Where "U" is used more often in our words, we say zed not zee and eh?
4. A place where awesome animals such as moose, beavers and polar bears live.
5. A hockey loving nation.
6. A place where we use manners more often.
7. The country that conveniently blocks Alaska from the rest of the US.
8. The land of lakes, snow and free health care for all
9. The best country ever.
Joe: Where do you live Stan?
Stan: Canada!!
Joe: Eh?!
Stan: Yeah, yeah (eye roll)
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A country North of the United States and is often criticized.
A Canadian invented the M1 Garand..... YAY CANADA!!!
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We Are More
by Shane Koyczan
PART 4
we are more than summers and winters
more than on and off seasons
we are the reasons people have for wanting to stay
because we are more than what we say or do
we live to get past what we go through
and learn who we are
we are students
students who study the studiousness of studying
so we know what as well as why
we don't have all the answers
but we try
and the effort is what makes us more
we don't all know what it is in life we're looking for
so keep exploring
go far and wide
or go inside but go deep
go deep
as if James Cameron was filming a sequel to The Abyss
and suddenly there was this location scout
trying to figure some way out
to get inside you
because you've been through hell and high water
and you went deep
keep exploring
because we are more
than a laundry list of things to do and places to see
we are more than hills to ski
or countryside ponds to skate
we are the abandoned hesitation of all those who can't wait
we are first-rate greasy-spoon diners and healthy-living cafes
a country that is all the ways you choose to live
a land that can give you variety
because we are choices
we are millions upon millions of voices shouting
"keep exploring... we are more"
This was recited at the opening ceremonies of the Vancouver 2010 Olympics. 16 days, 14 gold, 7 silver, 5 bronze, 2 Olympic records broken, 1 proud country! Go Canada!
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The proud land of people who list all of Canada's contributions tot he world when they hear the slightest negative comment about their country. ALL OF THEM.
American: Canada sucks
Canadian: Oh Yeah!? Well hockey is Canadian, Lacrosse is Canadian, Canada has never lost any wars, Canada-
American: Bye
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A hugely multicultural country in North America that is located above the United States. Canada has the potential to be one of the richest countries in the world, but due to 'royal' figureheads and a faulty government, it doesn't come close. Canada has free health care, and to those who gloat about it too often, it was BRITAIN that burned the white house down, NOT Canada. The white house was burned down in 1812, and Canada was not a country until 1867. And for the record, the most heavily populated place in Canada is not frost-bitten and snow covered, it's actually lower than Maine, and has HOT summers!
Canada became a country on July 1st, 1867!
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