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When a hot air balloon loses all its air and streamers to the ground. It's a horrific sight.
At the Balloon Fiesta there was a horrible accident with one balloon doing a roman candle.
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The act of insertion of a small projectile (e.g., peanut, dried bean, apple pie-flavored jelly belly jellybean) into the male urethra through the tip of the penis for the purpose of increased stimulation during masturbation and the added effect of rapid projection upon ejaculation.
Dude! Red just knocked over your mom's picture! Yeah, the one on the other side of the room! Doin' the Roman Candle, how else?
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When you light a candle in her ass, let it dry, then eat the wax out later.
I pulled a candle eater on that bitch Sandra.
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The act of penetrating the ear canal, when ones penis is adequately covered in ear wax resembling a candle. Once constructed one may light whenever desired for a romantic fellatio session.
Mike gave Kendall a raunchy sweaty one of those "The Candle Maker" on top of the May Tag dryer.
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Best coffee based mixed drink EVER--
2 oz light rum
2 tsp bourbon whiskey
1 tsp dark creme de cacao
1 tsp cherry brandy
4 oz hot coffee
2 oz heavy cream
Combine the alcohols and coffee in an Irish coffee glass/cup. Pour cream over the back of a spoon so it floats on the surface.
A Candle in the Window is the perfect way to start any day.
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a person like ryan arias berricol who plays with yu gi oh cards and action figures when he is age 15.hahahahahaha a ginger bum candle !!!
think of the gayist person u know and double it
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