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The phallus of an adult race horse tenderly cooked and caramalized and used as a blunt instrument for beating stupid people in the head.
I need to program a "SMASH insert caller name IN THE HEAD WITH A CARAMELIZED HORSE DICK" button on my phone.
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Sometimes you go to the store for cream but come back with caramel waffle cookie.....
It is what it is.
"i ask for cream by she came back with caramel waffle cookie! "
covering a woman's breasts with your feces, then licking it off, similar to a caramel apple.
"This weekend my girlfriend made me go to Topsy's for a caramel apple, so when we got home I gave her a Kansas City Caramel."
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When a girl is giving a guy a blow job and after he cums she sprinkles ground-up hot chili peppers all over his penis and balls, therefore creating a burning spice to go with his "apples".
Aisha was bored last night and decided to give her ex-boyfriend a caramel apple spice because he cheated on her.
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The act of a caramel goat sitting on the face of a black man who's tonuge proceeds to excite the goat causing an explosion of diarrhoea over his face. The resulting pile of dumpus on the black man resembles a choc caramel dessert.
Hey man, did you see black Craig today? I think he forgot to use his napkin after the Choc-Caramel Balvarian.
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The peak of deliciousness that sends a plethora of sweet flavors across your tongue.
She sat outside drinking her tantalizing Caramel Apple Spice.
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One of the classic MacDonalds desserts. Consists of a pile of soft serve topped with hot caramel sauce, served in an elegant plastic container. Best consumed immediately, before the Hot Caramel Sauce becomes Hard Caramel Sauce, with one of those funny little sticks you stir your coffee with.
"I'll have three Big Macs, two large fries, one vanilla thickshake and fourteen Hot Caramel Sundaes, thanks."
"Would you like Coke or a Hot Apple Pie with that?"
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