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When you tie her down and force her to wear a blonde wig, fill a condom up with cum and mayo and freeze it then enter it in her anus while you enter a condom full of her period blood in yours then when said liquids melt you bath in mixture of them to slow jazz while your aunt fingers her and suxks you off in the florescent moonlight
she wants me to sabrina carpenter her
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A mustache containnng ejaculate.
Dude. That was gayer than a Pure Carpenter.
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The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains
Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.
A person who is almost in every way perfect and is quite intelligent. Alfie carpenter is usually very likeable and is a very trust worthy person
Hey you know Alfie carpenter, who’s such a good friend
When a person or persons find themselves inexplicably drawn either a trilby, glasses a scarf or all of the above. This person will then want to molest everything that moves. A known symptom of the Carpenter effect also includes blaring classical music from hidden speakers around your body, some may also find themselves compelled to provide a 'tuneful' accompaniment. They will look a bit silly.
"Did you see Taylor Momsen the other day?"
"Yeah she was suffering from 'The Carpenter Effect'!"