Carpet snake

Invisible, mythical creatures whose only objective is to trip you and make it seem as if you've tripped over your own 2 feet.

Eve tripped, then shouted "Carpet snake!" when we laughed at her.

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Carpet Sniffer

A Carpet Sniffer is a Muslim, That's it, a fucking towel head.

"Allah Akbar" *Explosions* "Fuckin Carpet sniffer blowing up those civilians."

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carpet munchers

A woman who likes to munch on other chicks pussy's, (their carpets).

Those bitches are hot, but i heard they are carpet munchers.

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Munching the Carpet

A synonym for eating pussy. The term is primarily used in the lesbian community.

After her win at Wimbledon, Martina was munching the carpet on her fluff girlfriend when I opened the wrong door.

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carpet farting

A carpet farting is where you release a stream of short, fast, bursting farts while you're running or walking. The name is a variant from United States Armed Forces term "Carpet Bombing". A carpet bombing is where an aircraft drops a large number of bombs so as to cause a uniform of devastation over a given area. The phrase is probably intended to invoke the image of bombs completely covering an area, like a carpet; carpet farting is basically the same concept.

A carpet farting at 3:00 , take cover!

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carpet thief

1. (noun) drunken guitar player/drummer who swipes dripping wet carpet laden with murky melted snow (aka the nasty rubber mat that you stomp your feet on to get the ice off)

2. (verb) to steal pussy. and like it.

3. Aladdin

4. A badass person

rock on, carpet thief

"Whoa, vik is a carpet thief on the guitar"

"Carpet thief that shit, man."

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carpet patrol

Crackheads who search the floor for dropped crack rocks.

"Hey, James, you catch that DJ's set?"

"Yeah, Brown -- I had my groove on 'till I tripped over the damn carpet patrol."

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