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cementing

An act where a person will mix their semen with the ashes of a deceased person and proceed to smother the paste on other humans and objects. Usually in a sexual manner

Hey Jamie. Let’s go do some cementing with ben’s dead grandma. She’s gonna make some mean paste!

by freaking freakyb May 3, 2024


Cement Manifold Pipe

It's what the term CMP stands for in the civil engineering world. Not really, but this way when the instructor follows the link one should leave on a final exam, they see proof that this word is in fact, in a dictionary.

The contractor ordered 40 ft of Cement Manifold Pipe.

by tharris May 3, 2012


cement baby

Anything that needs care 24/7 but you cannot take it anywhere. It stays where it is all the time and you orbit around it.

Our company’s website is a cement baby with comments and complaints coming in globally every day, all day.

by WriterGrrlNYC May 20, 2022


cement job

When you cum on two girls' faces and then they stick together when it dries

"Dude I cement jobbed two girls last night and they were stuck together for an hour!"

by Cementjobguy March 5, 2014


cement monkey

A derogatory term for a person who works in concrete or cement.

My girlfriends ex was an abusive cement monkey.

by Domazz691 September 17, 2023


Cement Mixer

When a man slides his erect penis inside a woman's vagina to full length and begins to rotate his hips in a 360 degree circle, essentially stirring the juices inside her. Centrifugal force causes the penis to shift in in the opposite direction of the rotation. This is best done without a condom however, as the centrifugal friction may cause the condom to shift and/or break. You've been warned!

I attempted the "cement mixer" whilst my lady was cumming and she flooded the bed! Thank god the sheets weren't high thread count!!

by CriscoShortnin May 29, 2021


Cement Mixer

Two individuals perform oral on each other to completion. While the participants mouths are still full of cum, they proceed to have intercourse while aggressively French kissing.

My girl just doesn’t get turned on anymore without doing the cement mixer.

by WhoSlangDu? September 28, 2021