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CEO Special

The severance received by the CEO of United Healthcare on December 4, 2024.

My health insurance company just denied my claim for chemo. They said my form of skin cancer is not on their list of covered cancers. More and more, part of me hopes their CEO is the next to receive a CEO Special.

by Ruedii December 8, 2024


ceoing

Is doing good as a boss

"Ahh that Jay is well Ceoing"

by NerdmanJhonny22 March 21, 2017


CEO Murder

So when I don't give a shit about people dying, me bad... When you don't give a shit, you good? Right? Like, to do this to me you have to violate some of your own moral presuppositions... So, how are you not petty desperate people taking your lack of control out on a dissident? Like, controlling women's body wrong but controlling my mind and life not wrong? How are you 'good?'

Hym "This is exactly why I don't feel bad about your kids getting murdered, by the way. Your collective response the CEO murder is illuminating though... I would wager... That whether or not you identify with the CEO determines whether or not you're apathetic about his death. The same could be said about the Jordan Neely death... And here I am in the strange position of identifying with BOTH! Do you ever actually reconcile with the limitations of your own empathy? This is what I meant when I said you're incapable of being the thing you need to be to defeat me..."

by Hym Iam December 10, 2024


the ceo of eating ass

the king of eating ass, also known as Hussein. you need to pray to him before eating someones ass for good luck.

oh shit! I didnt pray to the ceo of eating ass before eating her ass, I might be in trouble!

by bigdaddyshaggy October 30, 2019


CEO Day

November 2nd is the official US National holiday: CEO Day.
11/2/Year

I'm so happy it's CEO Day that I'm living my life the way I want and need to, every day of my life.
Excellence is normal.

by Dr. Bota November 3, 2021


PooPy pants CEO

Sarah

"Sarah is PooPy pants CEO"

by PooPy pants CEO's enemy September 17, 2021


CEO killer

Someone who has done something that benefits the greater good

Person 1: "Did you hear Luigi is working on improving healthcare access and affordability for millions of Americans?"
Person 2: Respect. He's a real CEO killer."

by FreeLuigi December 18, 2024