ear cheddar

The "surprise" you get when gauging your ear lobes to anything larger than a 2 gauge. It's a nasty crust on your overly large earrings. Smell is between a cats ass and something that might have died 12 weeks ago.

I leaned in close to kiss her, and then I noticed her ear cheddar. (barf)

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booty cheddar

the smell of fuck fumes from the anal cavity after crazy butt sex. Or a popcorn flavored with aged white cheddar made by Pirate's Booty.

It smells like booty cheddar up in this bitch!!!

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cheddar cheese

When a girl with braces gives head to a man and runs her teeth on the penis because she is not very good at giving head. The braces scrape the penis and hurt the male a lot. Resembles a cheese grater.

John: Dude i heard Alice gave you head! How was it man?
Travis: It was horrible she cheddar cheesed my cock.
John: Oh man i'm sorry maybe she will get better with practice.

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Helmet Cheddar

The greasy stuff that collects in the cock and balls when a man doesn't wash. see dick cheese

I told my BF no head for him till he washes off that helmet cheddar

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cheddar bush

Someone who has red pubic hair.

Brian has a cheddar bush!!

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cheddar boots

Boots in the cowboy style that are usually made of ostrich skin, are bright colors, and have an ostentatious design with extra pointy tips. Typically are about 4-8 sizes too long so the the tip points upward.

"Odale buey, wanna go to the baile?"
"anda, lemme get my cheddar boots"

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cheddar cup

A guy that a girl is interested in but haven't yet pursued.

Addie: Are you and Nib dating now?
Raven: Nah, he's just my cheddar cup.

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