Cheeto-finger

verb.

the act of placing fingers on objects, after handling Cheetos; leaving an orange or red (flamin' hot) residue.

"There was a girl in the library Cheeto-fingering the keyboard."

"Dude, please don't Cheeto-finger my Xbox controller!"

Cheeto Dust

Whats all over you and what the lorax snorts

Nigga you got cheeto dust on ya sack

cheetos bag

1. Comes in bite-sized or king-sized forms
2. Made out of a type of aluminum foil - inedible to most humans
2a. If digested, stomach will likely need to be pumped
3. Good material for a stupid bet that scumbags will attempt to devise

"Boy that cheetos bag is delicious"
"... you ate the BAG?"
"yea for $100"
"uh oh..."

neato cheeto

Something that is neat like cheetos

Hot Cheetos

Those hot chips that turn everything red (even your poop) that you can eat with everything and it's hella good.

Recipe:

Take a plain bagel and toast it lightly
Take plain cream cheese and put a lot of it on the bagel
Put a lot of hot cheetos on one side, put a single layer on the other.

Smash the sides together and what do you have?
A CHAGEL. =

Denaynay: I want some hot cheetos and cream cheese
Jonqueesha: Man, just slap em on a bagel!

Neato Cheeto

When you want to say "neat", but be weird about it.

"Neato cheeto."

"Caleb, wtf does that mean? I just said my grandma died."

reverse cheeto

When your Federal Income Tax return nets a refund.

"Bro, DonnyJ completely fisted my dirthole in taxes this year, how about you?"
"Nah, I pulled a reverse cheeto, I'm headed out now to buy some stuff."