Cheeto-finger

verb.

the act of placing fingers on objects, after handling Cheetos; leaving an orange or red (flamin' hot) residue.

"There was a girl in the library Cheeto-fingering the keyboard."

"Dude, please don't Cheeto-finger my Xbox controller!"

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Cheeto Dust

Whats all over you and what the lorax snorts

Nigga you got cheeto dust on ya sack

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cheetos bag

1. Comes in bite-sized or king-sized forms
2. Made out of a type of aluminum foil - inedible to most humans
2a. If digested, stomach will likely need to be pumped
3. Good material for a stupid bet that scumbags will attempt to devise

"Boy that cheetos bag is delicious"
"... you ate the BAG?"
"yea for $100"
"uh oh..."

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neato cheeto

Something that is neat like cheetos

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Hot Cheetos

Those hot chips that turn everything red (even your poop) that you can eat with everything and it's hella good.

Recipe:

Take a plain bagel and toast it lightly
Take plain cream cheese and put a lot of it on the bagel
Put a lot of hot cheetos on one side, put a single layer on the other.

Smash the sides together and what do you have?
A CHAGEL. =

Denaynay: I want some hot cheetos and cream cheese
Jonqueesha: Man, just slap em on a bagel!

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Neato Cheeto

When you want to say "neat", but be weird about it.

"Neato cheeto."

"Caleb, wtf does that mean? I just said my grandma died."

reverse cheeto

When your Federal Income Tax return nets a refund.

"Bro, DonnyJ completely fisted my dirthole in taxes this year, how about you?"
"Nah, I pulled a reverse cheeto, I'm headed out now to buy some stuff."