When traveling a major freeway system at speeds of at least 80mph and instantly switching four or more lanes.
Dude, this broman is like a young Ricky Bobby the way he is constantly chicago sweeping
A team that finally won a World Series after not winning one for 108 years
Finally I can die in peace after the Chicago Cubs won the World Series
The Chicago Blizzard can be a great pleasure for both the male and female. You first must aquire a snorkel and fill it with some cocaine. Then you fill the snorkle with the cocaine then insert the snorkle into the vagina. Then blow into the snorkle and the cocaine will flow into the vagina giving the girl great pleasure. You then fuck your girl doggie style to keep the fun going. To top it all off you nut all over her face and tits.
Joseph: Bro did you see Rebecca she was looking a little different today
Shane: That's because I gave her the Chicago Blizzard
The act of defecating through the open sunroof of a car. Originally performed by Jimmy McGill, aka Saul Goodman on "Better Call Saul" which ultimately landed him in jail for assault, destruction of property, and also possibly sex offense charges.
It was a simple Chicago Sunroof!
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A zombie-slaying legend passed down via graffiti in saferooms during a zombie apocalypse.
No zombie is safe from Chicago Ted.
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The Chicago Bulls are the greatest basketball team of all time with 6 championships. The franchise boasts such greats as: Bob Love, Scottie Pippen, Michael Jordan, and Derrick Rose. They also have one of the most passionate fan bases and all share an equal hate for Lebron James and the Heat.
Your a Chicago Bulls fan, sweet. I hate the Heat to.
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A nickname sailors gave for the quad 1.1"/75 caliber anti-aircraft gun used during World War II. The gun was commonly found on navy ships.
The Japanese fighter made it past the ship's fighter screen, but it was shot down by a Chicago Piano.
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