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A male right winger. Typically hangs out on 4chan whining about the left making them feel oppressed while engaging in conspiracy about jews, non-whites and women. They want to return society back to the dark ages, use the term Deus Vault frequently and jack off to Ayn Rand novels. Pissing and moaning about how they would be the next John Galt if it wasn't for jews, communists and marxists.
Right wing chimp faggots are human cancer.
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the condition that makes feces irremoveable from the rectum, shit that sticks to the asshole
I wiped and wiped, but I couldn't get rid of this chimp-ass until I took a shower.
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Flipping someone off.
How to flip the chimp:
1. Hold right hand out, palm facing toward your body. The hand should be parallel to that whom you are flipping off.
2. Lower and curl your thumb, index, ring, and pinky finger in unison. The middle finger will stay erect unless stated otherwise.
3. Make an exaggerated facial expression somewhere between anger, disgust, and confusion (as to why someone would flagrantly disregard your awesome).
4. Congratulations! You have successfully flipped the chimp.
"This guy cut me off while I exited the freeway. I totally flipped him the chimp."
"Ever played Mario Party 8? God, sometimes I feel like flipping it the chimp!"
"Ever played that game Flip the Chimp in Mario Party 8? It's awesome!"
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Any R & D branch or firm which uses biomimicry for solutions; derived from an instance in Senegal, filmed by Nova, where chimps learned to make spears to hunt small primates called bush babies.
Bob says he's taking that job at that new chimp shop downtown because he sees potential in it but I say it's just because he's become a hippy burnout in his 12 semesters at tech.
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The art of male masturbation once you mature enough to realize its cheaper to keep her and you resort to a regular schedule of buffing the chimp instead of chasing strange tail .
Lou took a half a day again today, I bet he's home buffing the chimp.
Originated from a menu item that was a chocolate and banana smoothie, but has now evolved into a term used to insult a person with color.
I would like to order a Chocolate Chimp, but hang the chimp, please.