christ on a crutch

Christ on a crutch: A term of disbelief or shock. Normally used dismissively.

"Christ on a crutch! Are you that stupid?"

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Christ on a trike

Said as a form of exclamation.

"Christ on a trike, did you see that?!"

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Breath of Christ

(heard around Bay Area recently)

Nickname for the minty breath strips that dissolve on your tongue. Or what you say when you give someone one (mocking Catholics' Blood of Christ / Body of Christ).

Dude you got serious garlic breath. Here have a breath of christ.

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The Passion of the Christ

Though it is supposed to be a "good" movie, I don't think i would be able to enjoy it. Partly because of Jesus and the brutality in the movie, but more becuase Mel Gibson is a member of Opus Dei.

I will never see The Passion. Not because I am of weak mind or body...its just that Mel Gibson is an arse.

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Liar for Christ

A Christian who ignores the Commandment against lying when they believe that it will benefit Christ, God, Christianity, or convert a non-Christian to Christianity, or one not of their particular sect to their sect.

You say Intelligent Design is not Creationism, but you're just a Liar for Christ.

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Cosmic Christ

mongerian equivalent of Plato, only fictionalized. originated in the publication of "Patriarchy: The Case of the Gent". In character, he was able to see the complex inner-workings of the universe to which the human or mind's eye could not ever see; was known for his trademark pigtails and purple, cessated, sparkle-covered genitalia; today, is known in the traditional folktale "Supra", where he would hover the earths atmosphere on the tail of a comet, waiving at passerbys in cold, frigid nights once every 200 years in mid-December; his original maiden name was "Elyipshunweisre Blanuk" in "Patriarchy"

generally told to children that "If you are caught playing with your genitalia outside, Cosmic Christ will strike them away with lightning", in order to deter children from enjoying pleasurable sexual experiences outside at too young an age, similar to, por ejemplo, "The Boogie Man" or "The Toothfairy"; simply a fictional character used as a scare tactic.

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Jesus Christ

Main character in the best selling fiction book of all time. Don't bother reading it though, he dies in the end.

I'm so bummed that Jesus Christ got killed off in the end of the Bible! But hey, they could totally make a killer zombie movie from his resurrection.

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