Random
Source Code
Random
A fat looser who is sometimes nice yet often rude and is a big bully who is often gay
5👍 8👎
A man that will be too scared to pursue you first so you'll have to go after him and THEN pay for him on every so called date you go on. Christopher's don't have cars or money, but they always seem to conveniently have weed on them. Christopher's never call their girlfriends, even on their birthdays and anniversaries unless they are forced. A christopher will make you fall in love with him, and then he will take your heart and walk all over it and make you cry for weeks!!!!!!! Somehow, Christopher's are smooth talking mother f*****'s that will convince you to continue dating them after they pull all of that BS on you. It's unknown whether Christopher's cheat or not. Christopher's are sneaky as hell!!
HOWEVER on a nicer aspect, Christopher's have a dark seductive look to them. Christopher's usually have intense eyes and dark brown hair. Some Christopher's are even amazing in bed. Usually they tend to be intelligent, but obviously not with the ladies.
Who's that guy that's dating the super hot chick?
Oh.. That's Christopher.
That Christopher totally doesn't deserve her!
Did you hear about what Christopher said to his girlfriend the other day?
No what did he say?!
Christopher said he was only dating her so he could have sex with her!
Wow what a jerk!
27👍 67👎
Christopher is a tall, handsome, strong, smart man. He is really good at making love and a great kisser. hGet on his good side because he's not afraid to fight. He will fight for what's right. He is an amazing friend that you never want to lose. <3
OMG Christopher is so hot and he has a nice butt
2👍 2👎
His name means perfect, perfect in his girlfriend's eyes. He is caring and he is easy to talk to. He had a big heart and also a dirty mind. He is very handsome and his smile is just to die for. Any girl would be lucky to have a guy like him. You will instantly fall in love with his personality because it is just amazing. He will always be there for you in time of need. You definitely don't ever want to lose him because then you will feel like you have lost everything. He stole you heart but you will eventually steal his last name. He is someone you are willing to spend a lifetime with.
I love that Christopher, hes truly a one of a kind.
2👍 2👎
Just when you think you´ve seen it all he comes along holding his johnson like a jousting spear. Christopher is the scale for large apendages and he will never be forgotten
I got with Christopher last night, I rode his shaft like a fireman on a pole.
2👍 3👎
1) The type of man who will fuck another man up the ass without the common courtesy of giving him a reach-around.
2) The act of ejaculating into one's hand and drinking the semen to quench thirst.
1) Man 1: I was having sex with John and he pulled a Christopher.
Man 2: What a jerk.
2) Man, I'm so thirsty, I could Chris.
44👍 136👎