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Having sex with a girl, when you are about to ejaculate pull out, and give her a round house kick.
Every year on my birthday Jen lets me give her a Chuck Norris.
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A person, who got a high reputation due to some kids' high imagination. Chuck Norris is nothing, but an un-attractive person who's physically weak as a fly. The whole truth about him, will be revealed on the example below:
Chuck Norris secretly wears womens' underwear.
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The act of kicking a girl in the back of the head while she is mounting you.
I didn't like that bitch so i gave her the ol' Chuck Norris.
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This is not the person Chuck Norris rather and act as in the act of Chuck Norrising sombody.
It essential is an abe lincoln but with rph.
It is where you ejaculate on someones face and stick red pubes to the face making a beard ressembaling Chuck Norris.
Dude that chick i hooked up with last night was a bitch so i Chuck Norrised her ass.
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One of the world's most annoying person, behind Spongebob, Trolls, and Joe Jonas.
He's an overused meme since people did some shit this one day and now it's all about "OMGZ! HE KILLED A GUY WITH JUST A GLIMPSE!"
People say if you insult him, you die, I'm obviously still alive suckers!
See: People who obviously haven't watched Phineas and Ferb, they can kick Chuck Norris' ass in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/2 nanoseconds
Douchebag: OMGZ! CHUCK NORRIS IS THE REASON WE'RE IN A RECESSION, HE GOTZ ALL THE MONEY!
Me: Screw You, he's a myth, oh look, still alive
Douchebag: *looks up in the sky* I THOUGHT YOU WERE REAAAAAAL!
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Said to be the next big movie star. He is supposed to star as
the Red-Bearded Faggot in Brokeback Mountain 2:Walker,Texas
Strangers.
Dude, Chuck Norris is totally gay for being in that movie.
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There was a definition here, but Chuck Norris found it to be less than satisfying. He proceeded to kill the author and bang his wife, and the dog.
Chuck Norris invented Judisim. When Jesus turned water into wine, Chuck Norris thought it tasted shitty so he roundhouse kicked Jesus and he died. Ever since then, the Jews are afraid to believe in Jesus.
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