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best friends, mates, chummy, friends you feel totally comfortable with
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Leftover bits of toilet paper which is caught in the hairs around the butthole.
I was really turned off by your girlfriend's advances after I found her rear thatch covered in chum litter.
N: The blood stain left after having period (menstrual) sex
How disgusting, she left a cooter chum stain on the pool table at the party last night!
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When you give yourself a hearty wank and bust a load all down your hand and fingers and fail to clean up the nut adequately leaving crusty jizz on the knuckles.
You might want to put a little hand lotion on your digits there braaaaaahhh. Skin looks a little dry and flakey. Naaaaaahhhh brooooohhhb that’s just knuckle chum. I didn’t wash my hand earlier after I gave it a good wank.
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When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him keep his own cum sock under your bed.
Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”
Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”
A revolutionary new 100% natural condiment. When you nut in a menstruating vagina, the jizz and blood mix to form a thick dip that you may or may not use as a taco topping.
"These salted chips are so boring"
"Here. Dip them in Cheesy-Chums"
"Yum! What's in it?"
"Just eat"