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Clamps, preferably purple, that attach to female, male, or feline nipples. Preferably purple, these delightful toys can cause aforementioned nipples to turn a similar shade of purple in color.
BC got disgruntled when she couldn't remove her purple nipple clamps in time for dinner.
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the act of applying mulitple cock rings to ones ball sack
"What's your Florida band clamp high score"
"Six."
When she’s riding the d and you throw a fistful of pepper in her face to make her sneeze and her pussy clamps tighter.
Your not gunna believe what Jamal did to me last night. That m’fer blinded me with a hot pepper clamp.
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When you and your partner fuck in a tub full of anal fluids and when you're partner climaxes you clamp a bear trap in their tongue and drown them in the tub.
Me: "Me and my mans were doing the sexual activities and then out of no where he Iowan Pig Clamped me until I died"
God: "Chill wit dat shit dawg"
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Equipment needed:
1. Girl
2. Jumper cables
3. Bucket of ice cubes
4. Boots
5. Proper safety knowledge
Chain your "freak on a leash" (a willing "Bride", of course) to a steel pole . . . arms bound above her head . . . completely buck-naked.
Ice down her nipples (nipple rings "perferred") with ice cubes until their erect like icicles.
Showtime . . . clamp one end of the jumper cables to a car battery and the other end to her nipples. Make sure you are wearing boots with the proper insulation.
To ensure she is receiving the proper "charge" . . . spark her ass-nition with your power rod . . .
and Enjoy ! ! !
One night I was working late in my auto garage when a barbie doll walked in needing a "jump" . . . suffice to say I gave her the "Bride of Clamp-N-Stein".
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the feeling an metroid newbie is supposed to get when playing metroid prime 2.
" (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."
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A man hoe, jumping from clamp to clamp but not to confused by a clamp thief, who steals clamps from coworkers
Bobby went out with Betsy at 6pm after that had drinks with Jo'ann, he is a clamp jumper