Random
Source Code
Random
no kissing or making out
Sorry, Mac, the bank is closed.
The best friends in the family
Hernandez
“naomi and andrew are such close cousins”
A level of friendship that includes the ability to be involved in a threesome with a friend.
Guy 1- "My pal asked me to have a threesome with him and his girlfirend!"
Guy2- "Wow! You guys must be threesome-close!"
How idiots spell "clothesline."
"Did you see when Rey Mysterio Jr. close lined that guy?"
"No, but I saw when he clotheslined him."
30👍 21👎
Close friends are friends who aren’t dating but the send nudes “talk” and possibly do stuff together all while maintaining a normal friendship to other people but it’s their secret.
We don’t have to get together but we can be “close friends”
46👍 40👎
The act of sucking one's own dick.
After hours of diligent stretching I was finally successful in closing the loop, then my mom walked in.
10👍 5👎