Concrete Dinner

Noun;

1)To beat the crap out of someone while their laying face down on the ground.

2)To beat on the back of someones head while they are laying face down on concrete, pavement, etc.

3)Also like serving up a can of whoop-ass

Tim: Dude, whats got you so pissed off?

Rick: See that dude over there? I'm about to serve him a Concrete Dinner

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concrete slab

a combination of words that can be slipped into idle conversation simply because they allow you to talk in circles.

Paul: so the other day i was at home playing with the concrete slab from construction site, its been taking awhile, but we'll get it up eventually.

me: what?

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concrete dental

The after effect of being beaten senseless by anyone in the Morefield family.

I pushed this person and his brothers gave me concrete dental work. I was in therapy for months.

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concrete weather

Freezing, Icy cold

"Today was some fucking concrete weather".

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concrete wallet

a lot of money, rich.

I'm so rich I have a concrete wallet.

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concrete guts

Constipation. A slow moving bowel movement. When you feel as if you have a load of concrete in your intestinal tract that just won't pass.

Person 1: I haven't been able to take a dump in 3 days!
Person 2: Sounds like you've got concrete guts!
Person 1: Yeah, everything is just stuck in there!

ex.2:

I feel like I need to take a dump, but I can't, I guess I've got concrete guts.

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concrete horse

The hardest of hard-ons

I got such a concrete horse right now.

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