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To dive nose first into a butthole, not unlike a fox diving in the snow.
"I shoved my nose on her ass! I'd never done a constipated fox before!"
When you just can't give a shit about something at work. This is usually due to seeing wonderful new programs fall on their faces time and time again.
Worker 1: Hey, did you see we're having a raffle to win plastic water guns?! You get tickets by bringing in school supplies!!!! It's such a great idea!
Worker 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from a bad case of occupational constipation.
You know that feeling when you're in bed and you have that hard and throbing sensation in your asshole that feels like you're taking a shit but instead it's crawling right back up there to go make a nest for its Satan babies.
To have a dick stuck up your ass making it feel like reverse constipation
It is an insult and/or a joke. It also goes along well with the word bird.
person: Hey, nerd.
you: shut the fuck up you constipated toast.
person: the' fuck did you say to me?
you: thats right you fucking bird!
(silence)
The act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement.
Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*
The phenomenon of having so much information on one subject due to researching on it but being unable to draw it out into sensible written representation. Most commonly suffered during exams, thesis writing and such.
I can't quite get my paper written even though I have all the required information. I must be suffering from head constipation.
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-the feeling of being over-bloated.
-almost at the point of puking.
-being really full
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