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corporate foraging

Corporate foraging is the act of scavenging meals in an office environment, thereby sustaining oneself purely on the food leftovers from lunch-time meetings. Frequently practiced by single adult males, but also observed within a wide range of demographics.

β€œHey Andy, did you see the meeting with the two dudes on the third floor? They have three pizzas in there! There is now way they will eat all of that pizza – I think it is time for a little corporate foraging. We will need to be swift, because pizza is a hot commodity and the Marketing Scanvengers have been active on the third floor this week”

by Zafu Quazar February 5, 2015


Corporate Vampire

A person who drains the life of an organization (time, money, personnel, and reputation) for their own personal gain. To continue feeding, they take credit for the work of others and push any blame or faults onto their peers or subordinates.

This place is full of corporate vampires!

by Flux41 September 2, 2016


corporal phillips

the bane of the existence of rat ties; one with a protruding forehead as if to portray a caveman; a person who often drools/ spits when taking oart in common everyday conversation.

That damn corporal phillips keeps getting up in my shit.

by Knob4726 November 18, 2007


something corporate

An amazingly beautiful band. The lyrics touch on the deeper parts of life. Theyre not for the 12 year old girls who faint when they see a band member. They have an amazing sound of piano with high distortion guitar. Andrew McMahono has a great tenor voice to compliment the the great music.

You Live the life you're given, with the storms outside.
Somedays all I do is watch the sky....

by kid who doesnt want to give out their name May 31, 2005

89πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


corporate masturbation

Any blatant and/or pointless flaunting or exhibition of a company's name (e.g. naming a sports arena after the owner), or ridiculously obvious product placement with the capitalistic intent of selling more of said product.

Ted Rogers' renaming of the SkyDome to the Rogers Centre was clearly an act of corporate masturbation.

by jasonisjericho May 31, 2006

63πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Corporate Deuce

A dump taken at work while on the clock. Getting paid to take a shit. A.K.A. C2

Time to take my daily corporate deuce.

by The Mad Crapper in VA June 21, 2010

79πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Corporate Couple

An interracial couple made up of an East Asian woman (Chinese, Thai, Korean, etc. Not Pakistani, Indian, etc.), and a Caucasian male.

Tend to be white collar professionals, and most common in urban areas.

Basically this is due to cultural preferences. Culturally, Asian women like the traits of stability and reliability. So more often then not, these men cannot be classified as "bad boys".

White men like slim, cute women. Many also have a raging case of "Yellow Fever" (but this is not a prerequisite).

Yeah Corporate Couples are very common in this city.

by tacomalo June 10, 2010

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž