curly cough

When a pubic hair gets caught in the back of your throat causing you to cough.

Vinnie had a date with Andrea last nite and woke up this morning with the curly cough.

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nigger cough

when your smokin weed and you take too big of a hit and cough thru your nose holding the hit in...

he hit dat grape blunt so hard it had him nigger coughing

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Double Cough

The uncontrollable series of coughs that come after you take a big swag of your hard unmixed liquor.

A: You can tell Johnnys pretty drunk already.
B: How so?
A: No double cough.

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virgin cough

The result of an extended period of time spent not kissing or making out causing your throat to dry and force a cough.

Dude 1: You havn't gotten very far with her in a while...
Dude 2: *COUGH* I *COUGH* know...
Dude 1: Yups, you've got a virgin cough

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Potato Cough

A chunky cough that lasts from about a week, to a month. Hard to hold in as it wants to come out every few minutes.

“Don’t mind John dying over there, he just has the potato cough”

osh-cough

(V.) The ungodly abomination of a disease that through the disregard for basic human sanitation and insistence upon non-sexual homo-erotic physical contact between male cadets is passed through the barracks freely despite all attempts to keep the Barracks and latrines sanitary.

Symptoms: Lack of Energy, Congested Sinuses, violently coughing, inability to control bowel movements at waning hours of the evening.

"DAMN, it took me a solid two weeks to shake the Osh-Cough after NBB"

Cough Splash

1. An individual who makes an embarrassing dick of themselves in public places.

2. Someone who you really do not want to be!

Person 1: Jan is such a dick.
Person 2: Yeah she is a total cough splash.