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counter cunt

A person with zero social etiquette who is extremely rude to people when working the counter or cash register at
businesses they represent. Counter cunt status is awarded when approached in a civil manner by a customer
and then the counter worker refuses to do a job so simple as take cash, hand over merchandise and good-bye.

Customer: "I was told by your supervisor to pick up the package at this location."

Counter: "Are you insane? I have no idea what you are talking about!" (refuses to be of any assistance and

reverts to just standing there)
Customer: "Freaking counter cunt!"

by Urban Princess23 February 3, 2014

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counter-culture

A misleading term coined by the music industry and MTV to trick gullible, angsty teenagers into a false sense of rebellion, either against "mainstream" music scenes, society, or at least their parents.

Counter-cultures can range from obscure and "underground" (also another industry trick word) to being popular and mainstream.

When a counter-culture becomes mainstream (such as grunge in the 90's and most recently, emo), it is still marketed as being against the mainstream although music acts of that genre might be flying off the charts. Of course this leads to the more elitist counter-culturists who follow a counter-culture just to impress their friends by following obscure, unpopular and/or cult-favorite music acts.

Common examples of counter-cultures (both mainstream and underground):
Reggae
Punk(that includes you "hardcore" punk types. Don't give me any "but I'm a TRUE Punk because I hate Avril and pop-punk" bullshittery)
Ska
Emo
Raver music
Grunge
Nu Metal
Indie
Techno
Gangsta Rap
Any other offshoot of Punk or Metal in general.

Let me be to the point here:
You're not unique.
You're not profound.
You're not original.

You're a sheep that follows a smaller herd. That's all. I'm not any better but at least I realise it instead of being arrogant to people about my music preferences.

by Louis Mama February 1, 2005

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Counter-calculize

The act of providing a guesstimate to a statistical question knowing good well that the answer is most likely incorrect, but also knowing that the person requesting the answer will not know any better.

It is also assumed that the question is ultimately irrelevant and therfore the answer is pointless.

ie. (Dan at HDQ needed those figures on the number of electric staplers needing repair by 5pm or else the TPS reports may run late, so I had to counter-calculize an appropriate response.)

by Waddamz December 23, 2009

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Counter Strike

Counter Strike.....

The reason why most gamers are single!


Joanna: Hey baby, you wanna go to dinner and catch a movie?
Jack: No I can't I have to play counter strike.
Joanna: WTF! It's just a game!
Jake: It's a commitment! Be happy I don't play World of Warcraft.
Joanna: Fuck off

by hippitydippity April 12, 2009

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counter-surfing

This is a habit of medium-to-large dogs in standing on their hind legs to see what is on the kitchen counters.

Don't leave that twinkie on the counter. If Fido goes counter-surfing you can kiss it goodbye.

by Geek Girl October 1, 2004

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counter-strike

a once great online FPS that has been overrun by cheaters, power happy admins and idiots. most of these people are between the ages of 10 and 13. counter-strike or cs for short used to be a great game requiring brains and quick reflexes but has been turned into one needing the best hacks you can get. VERY addicting despite its problems. if you have never played it before, dont play it, trust me it will fuck up your social life and turn you into a pasty white thin kid with acne and asthma.

If PCP was a computer game it would be CS

by name here October 11, 2004

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counter-culture

a counter culture is not a culture that is different from the main culture. its not emo, ska, hippie. those are called sub culture. COUNTER CULTURE is a culture that opposes the main culture and the main culture opposes it. this would include gangs, kkk, skinheads, etc.. By studying countercultures we can see what flaws we have in real culture.

Drug dealers choose to live in a counter-culture because that is what they know.

by JOHN from MS October 28, 2007

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