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Horny Court

Where all horny people get a fair trial before going to horny jail.
A horny lawyer is always present.

horny court

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023


Kings Court

The GTA’s most popular multi-purpose sports complex with over 10 locations in Mississauga, Etobicoke, Scarborough, Markham, and Oakville. You can book a court to play basketball, volleyball, cricket, soccer, or even pickleball.

Person 1: Where can I play basketball in Toronto at 2am?

Person 2: You can instantly book your court online on Kings Court. Train on your own time

by Kingscourtsports November 25, 2021


Court-Marshall

Titty fucking the shit out of someone

Susan had double D's so i Court-Marshalled her

by ass-violater October 10, 2011

8πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Court Reporter

An interesting person, normally a female, but also gay and closeted hetero males, that stenographically record
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.

Marisol: Damn, I worked my ass off today. My perverted judge kept asking me to read back just so he could see my tits bounce when I pulled the paper out of my machine.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.

by Butter Mike October 21, 2018

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Google Court

Using Google to settle a trivia dispute.

Andy: Michael J. Fox played Marty McFly
Stephen: I don't think that's right.
Andy: Take it to Google Court!

by sparker29 August 29, 2012

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Kangaroo Court

An unfair court; Corrupt judge, jury, and/or system.

The Florida Court in which the Zimmerman trial is being held in.

"The Judge of Zimmerman's trial is a corrupt bitch dead set on locking up Zimmerman. She is ignoring the defense evidence! She runs a Kangaroo Court. They should fire her tranny ass!"

by JacquesRippar July 11, 2013

39πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


basketball court

A basketball court or the courts is where guys or girls come together to play a game that involves defense and offense.

We played basketball on the basketball court.

by Shaqqqqqq January 16, 2018

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž