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A man who licks clean cum following a vaginal or anal Creampie.
I answered her personal ad for a Creampie cleaner, and couldn’t wait to lick that cummy pussy clean.
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When you jizz in someone's anal sphincter
One time when I was drunk, my girlfriend begged for a chocolate creampie. She Loved it.
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The act of either using your lips or a straw to suck empthy a creampie from someone's puss or ass.
"What the fuck Thijs, what happened when you came running from the bedroom with that straw in your hand and manjuice over your face?!"
"Dunno man, I was doing a creampie slushpuppy from my girlfriend ass and she intentionally farted to get back to me from the Dirty Sanchez I gave her last week.."
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fucking a girl in the ass right after she takes a shit. then blowing your semen into her ass as you are still fucking her. Then you pull out and have her suck your mulatto colored, shit and semen tasting cock.
After taking Sara to a mexican restaurant on their first date, Joe thought it would be a great oppurtunity to give her first taste of a Columbus Creampie.
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The mixture of blood and semen that occurs when ejaculating inside a virgin vagina. This is in contrast with a strawberry creampie which occurs when a woman is on her cycle.
"Dude, you finally had sex with Kelly, how was it?"
"I got two words for you, cherry creampie."
"Oh wow, two for one, let's hope she doesn't get pregnant"
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Similar to the creampie, (when you fuck a girls pussy and some cum leaks back out (very entertaining)) a whipped creampie is when you shoot whipped cream up a girls vagina and eat it when it comes back out. This can be done by licking the girls pussy or fingering the girl and then sucking it off your fingers. While the whipped cream is in the bitches pussy, you can fuck her and then if you cum, you can tell her that it is melted whipped cream if she gets freaked out. Then if you have whipped cream on your dick then it's all the more reason to get a killer blowjob.
1: dude, last night I gave Annika a whipped creampie.
2: Dude! Tell me more!
1: she orgasmed while I was licking it out.
2: did you fuck her while it was in?
1: Duh!!! What else would I have done?!?!
2: And... Did she give you a blowjob?
1: yes! It was the best fucking sex ever!
2: I can imagine!
The next day:
2: Honey! Why do we have no whipped cream left?
2's wife (Annika): I had fun last night and ate it all.
2: Damn I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!
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4 guys, 2 teams. 2 of them drench their dicks in chocolate syrup. The other has to suck all the chocolate off. Whoever sucks it off first, wins. The loser has to get creampied in the ass from the other three.
Man, I was really sucking at it when we were playing Chocolate Creampie yesterday.
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