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Criminal Grace

Noun, adjective, adverb, verb: The act of showing mercy when none is expected.

She could have shot the cop but choose not to fire her weapon, he inturn shot her in the leg. Just goes to show that Criminal Grace does not pay off.

by Old Hippy Dude September 8, 2011

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Criminal of Bollywood

India’s biggest chutiya Salman khan is known as criminal of Bollywood. Reason you know. He is tatti khan.

Criminal of Bollywood spotted at Jodhpur.

by Fakeer 3.0 August 6, 2019

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twitter criminal

Phrase used by people who believe the entire world revolves around Twitter.
Weak and sad comeback used by people on Twitter who are embarrassed after having their stupidity thrown back in their face

Phrase used by Samantha Markle in a sad attempt to classify any person who candidly discusses her on Twitter as a criminal.

“You will find everything in my folder marked ‘Twitter Criminals’”, Samantha Markle

These Twitter criminals are dangerous!

I’m a Twitter criminal yo! Jesse Pinkman/Breaking Bad

by Defining Diva July 26, 2021

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Criminal Biden Network

The Mobster in Chief’s pet name for the Biden family.

We all know just how terribly dangerous it is for the Criminal Biden Network to be given any more power than it already exerts across the globe.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

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Criminal record fever

A term applied to both men and women who have the hots for anyone who has a criminal record. This term is generally applied to women, considering the majority of people with criminal records are men, but can also be used for men who have a sexual preference to women with a criminal record

“Oh my good he has a criminal record, what a bad boy! I love bad boys, I can’t control my criminal record fever

by Brian3000 August 27, 2019


criminally negligent humor

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.

She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.

by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023


Smooth Criminal

As he came into the window
Was a sound of a crescendo
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
She ran underneath the table
You could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?

Annie are you ok?
Will you tell us that you're ok?
There's a sound at the window
Then he struck you, a crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment
Left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down, it was your doom

Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?

You've been hit by, you've been hit by
A smooth criminal

So they came into the outway
It was Sunday, what a black day
Mouth to mouth resuscitation
Sounding heartbeats, intimidation

Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?

Annie are you ok?
Will you tell us that you're ok?
There's a sound at the window
Then he struck you, a crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment
Left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down, it was your doom

Annie, are you ok? So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?

You've been hit by, you've been struck by
A smooth criminal

Okay, I want everybody to clear the area right now

Annie are you ok? (I don't know)
Will you tell us that you're ok? (I don't know)
There's a sound at the window (I don't know)
Then he struck you, a crescendo, Annie (I don't know)
He came into your apartment (I don't know)
Left the bloodstains on the carpet (I don't know why, baby)
Then you ran into the bedroom (help me)
You were struck down, it was your doom Annie (dag gone it)

Annie are you ok? (Dag gone it, baby)
Will you tell us that you're ok? (Dag gone it, baby)
There's a sound at the window (dag gone it, baby)
Then he struck you, a crescendo, Annie
He came into your apartment (dag gone it)
Left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down, it was your doom Annie (dag gone it)

by Death Menace May 13, 2023

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