crispy critter

A person who has suffered extensive, usually fatal, burns.

Military slang, but applicable to the civilian world.

There was one casualty in the hotel fire, a crispy critter.

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Rice crispies

Cold hard cash that is meant to be spent on hash.

I g'd some rice crispies from da rich cracker so I could get me more weed.

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Ass Crispy

An ass crispy: the lint at the top of your asscrack mixed with sweat and discharge after strenuous activity. The color varies depending on the undergarment color you are wearing. Commonly mistaken for dingleberries.

Ewww! Don't flick your ass crispy at me!

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Crispy Concords

A Fucking Legend

You wish you were Crispy Concords

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Crispy As Fuck

The sate of being so absurdly baller' that you surpass any level of baller' any other baller' may be.

Baller1: "Son, are you going to the great lawn today?"
Baller2: "HELL YES BRO, I'm CRISPY AS FUCK"

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crispy criminal

A criminal who is crispy.

someone who farts on the couch too much

When you act like that it makes me think you're a crispy criminals

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crispy tortilla

When a person prematurely ejaculates while wearing his underwear and then the ejaculatory fluid later hardens and becomes crispy, yet flaky, like a tortilla.

Matt- "Hey Zac how did your date go with Tristan?"

Zac- "Dude, she dry humped the shit out of me and gave me a crispy tortilla."

Matt- "Way to go Zac, way to go."

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