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If someone says something bad or something you disagree with you say cook that crook
Friend: I like dating 5 year old girls because they’re hot
Me: ya know what? Cook that crook
When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.
Sally: What's up with the eye patch?
Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.
Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.
A woman you would not want to be with because of how many times that she has had sexual intercourse
Man... Shanna has a crooked vagina
some musician that collaborates with the facetime guy and fries we used to eat dude. Name origin: some pub place I thin
"i coughed up butterflies when i listened to Crooked Hill music"
"Crooked Hill does not care what people say believe it or not"
"yo crooked! That song aint bad" You can also call him crooked.
The crook of your foot is the inside part where your foot slopes from your leg.
I had a hard time sliding a pair of skinny pants over the life sized mannequins crook of the foot.
A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional
That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.
A crooked vein is an uncut dick, so called because of the prominent vein that runs the length of an uncircumcised penis, branching into two smaller veins at the foreskin.
1. When that studly guy took off his pants and underwear in the locker room, he displayed a magnificent crooked vein.
2. That stud seemed to parade around the locker room to show off his crooked vein.
2. Did you see the crooked vein on that stud?