Joker cumshot is when a female eats lots of blue takis or oops all berrys before sex and during sex while watching the dark night she shits out loads of diarrhea which will be green and while cumming on her the cum turns green
“ hey bro me and my girl did a joker cumshot right before our shower”
A burger with a shit ton of mayonnaise (cum)
I asked for extra mayo not a mc cumshot
When someone kicks an respectful English man in the balls, while he is about to perform a cumshot, causing it to be mixed with blood.
"What is this red white liquid"
"Its a bloody cumshot, you indifferent fuck"
A cumshot made by a male (sometimes female) skibidi toilet
I am going to give you a skibidi cumshot
David:john have you heard that kasper gave jessica an uzbek's cumshot?
John: a what?
Past tense for split.
I wish this big rod wouldn't Creamy Fortnite Milf Shredder Tasty Cumshot with Deflation Fuzz so far and so soon.
When males hold their erect penis with their thumb on top of the head and pointer finger just under the head and slowly and softly rubbing the most monster nutbust of their lives out all over everything in sight.
My girlfriend didn't believe in the cuddly bunny cumshot..... So I blew it in her eyes....and titties..... And clothes......