Scurvy’s Cure

A cocktail consisting of spiced rum (traditionally Captain Morgan’s) and orange juice in unmeasured quantities most would consider unsafe. Invented winter 2019 by some dumb college freshmen.

Scurvy’s Cure is such a good name for this cocktail I thought it was already a real thing for two whole weeks, until I learned my friend was the one who came up with it.

Cured

Used to mean you are 'over' something, as in tired of it, finished, or done with it. Predominantly used by Blackpool teenagers.

I'm so cured of Instagram.