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A completely useless specimen, incapable of making any sensible decision. Bordering on retarded.
A real waste of oxygen and totally incompetent at life in general.
Universally hated by all
Employee: Why are we doing this exactly?
Customer Care Manager: blah, blah, erm, blah
Employee: ok, then I'll just do it and watch you fail!
Customer Number 9 is a term used to hide the real identity of a Very Important Customer. Used generally in sleazy places, i.e. beer houses, sex dens, etc.
Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.
When instead of buying off-the-shelf stuff, you decide to go and just build it yourself and make it more elaborated and complicated that it needs to be.
When building a new computer:
- check these pics of my new server
- uh, what is that thing at the bottom?
- it’s another computer I added to the basement of the case. I had to cut some stuff and move some shit around to get it to fit, but at the end it worked great.
- that sounds like a lot of work. Why not just get another case
- nah, I want to connect everything to my 3 water pumps for cooling. Just need to build the piping now.
- wow, that’s some super custom bullshit right there
The 7th Game In The Five Nights At Freddys Series (Its Free On Steam also) Where People Dumb Enough To Say Their Gods At The Game Take On the challenge Of 50/20 Mode Where You Die upon Starting The Game
Guy1 Hey Bro Im A God At Five Nights At Freddys
Guy2 Oh Really Well Try Ultimate Custom Night
Guy1 Whats That
Guy2 Its The Seventh Game In the Five Nights At Freddys Series Where You Play Against 50 Animatronics On Difficulties From 1 to 20
Guy1 Bff I Can Beat That (Starts Game Sets All At 20 then Dies 30 seconds later)
Guy2 (Laughs)
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Another name for pussy, vagina, etc.
She's such a little cocktease to Adam - she won't let him into Eve's customs house.
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First definition: One who's reservation is not held.
Second definition: Hopeless victim, who, after driving a creaky, smoke-filled vehicle with dome lights out and mysterious engine clanks, cannot contact anyone at the rental car office but an uneducated twit who couldn't make it as a used car salesman.
That guy standing by the broken down Escort? Yeah, he's one of our Rental Car Customers.
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First Tuesday of the month is Customer Appreciation Day at Safeway. Sometimes called Super Tuesday.
Dude, customer appreciation day is tomorrow, going to buy me some groceries.
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