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Daft

When someone is saying something that doesn't make sense or doesn't add up.

Hey I heard turtles are human and they talk in real life

"OMG that's daft why would you believe that

by VSCO GIRL REAL ONE August 28, 2019


DAFT OTAKU

A jobless leprechaun that’s a miserable loser. He’s a discord mod that made both his parents want to die so they did 💀

If i was daft otaku’s parents I’d sure want to kill myself too!!!

by AltariaAsInThePokemon March 3, 2024


Daft Punk

A person who is simply irritating and tries to be dominating.

A: You know that gal, she's just fucking crazy.
B: Nah, she's a damned daft punk.

by RJB33 December 29, 2015


Dafting

A word used to describe some daft shit

Mate thats just dafting init

by TheBigSammyG September 3, 2020


daft bat

A male aged woman who does stupid things

Look at that daft bat trying to squeeze in there- that parking space was clearly too small

by December 3, 2024


Daft Punk Whopper

Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, I rule, this day,
Lettuce mayo pickle
ketchup, is ok if I don't
want it, Impossible or
bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, this this day

Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, I rule, this day,
Lettuce mayo pickle
ketchup, is ok if I don't
want it, Impossible or
bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
Whopper whopper
whopper whopper jr
double triple whopper
flame grilled taste with
perfect toppers I rule, I
rule, this this day.

--Daft Punk Whopper Song

by dog lover god April 11, 2023

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Daft Dingus

An insult for a person who does something really dumb.

"Look, Jeff just said something dumb. "
"He must be a Daft Dingus! "

by Yeet_the_shoe:) November 16, 2019