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A sexual act, where a male hangs himself by his scrotum wrapped in the American flag, repetitively singing Yankee doodle dandy and masturbating until he passes out.
"I'm gonna go home and have a Yankee Doodle Dandy in the garage!"
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One of the Most terrifying entities in all of existence known for kidnapping children with lightning fast speed, and eating them with demonic hunger after they say the rhyme. "Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are fast, But the Dandy is faster."
Alright guys I'm gonna summon the Handy Dandy Man. Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are Fast, But the Dandy is faster.
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When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.
Oh man I couldn't pull at the bar tonight, guess it's me, ma bits and the Ol' Handy Dandy.
The feeling you get when you accomplish everything you put your mind to
Chelsea: how have you been
Ryland: pretty darn dandy
Ruthless Gang. Search 'DPK' for more informatoin.
DPK is dangerous so watch out kids.
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1. Eating a whole bag of reclaim edibles, in one sitting without getting sick. claim or crude see also poop soup
2. Taking a load off oneself in one shot. see also dandy fap #selfmasterbation
3. Serving tainted cookies to the masses without getting caught. dandy edible
“Where’s Chris? “
“He’s taking the dandy challenge.”
“Only one person has been able to finish the dandy challenge”
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Dandy Rapper
1) A posh, suburban toff whom aspires to be a brother but has no true frame of refrence.
2) When you prove yourself to be intellectually superior to another through the medium of high brow rap entertainment with added "ghetto" colloquialisms.
Dandy Wrapper
1) A posh mans condom, often made from the intestines of endangered species (i.e. panda) and adorned with precious jewels/trinkets.
Dandy rapper/wrapper
Dandy Rapper - You sir, have just been dandy rapped!
Dandy Wrapper - 'Lay still, Margot, whilst the maid fetches me a Dandy Wrapper.'
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