economic darwinism

A population control method. Whereby everyone is sterilized at birth. When they can afford to reverse the procedure they have proven themselves ready and fit to reproduce.

If people are serious about population control they will need to decide between economic darwinism or some other method that may be race or religion based.

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Darwin please be right

An exclamation, usually uttered after meeting a person who is stupid to the point that any reproduction on his or her part would mess up the gene pool horribly.

After meeting that ignoranus, I whispered, "Darwin please be right".

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Social Darwinism

Having a Twitter war with every one on social media.

I am great at Social Darwinism! I should rule over people like Bill Gates and whatnot.

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Let’s Go Darwin

Let’s go Darwin is a play on the phrase “Let’s go Brandon”. It is used in response to those that spout misinformation or are anti-vax, specifically for the covid vaccines.

I’m not taking that dang jab. My neighbor that is a retired nurse said everyone in the hospital has the vaccine, and they’re all dying.

Okay Bob. Don’t get the vaccine and don’t seek help when you’re sick. Let’s go Darwin.

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Darwin, Northern Territory

A state capitol in the Northern Territory of Australia. Known for its high levels of cask wine and United States Navy Sailors stealing its sex workers, Darwin has a large South-East Asian Community, making it an attractive holiday destination for overweight veterans.

Chuck: Hey bro we've docked in Darwin, Northern Territory.

Todd: Damn Boy! Lock up your daughters. *Pointing Fingers*

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Darwin Carpet-bomber

An extremely difficult sexual maneuver whereby a group of men quietly sneak into the bedroom of an unsuspecting woman (or man) and proceed to masturbate over them.

The resulting noise will eventually wake the victim to a horror comparable to that of the citizens of Darwin when the city was bombed by the Japanese in 1941

"Yeah dude we're planning on doing a Darwin Carpet-bomber later on tonight - poor Joey isn't going to know what hit him"

"I woke up last night to those assholes doing a Darwin Carpet-Bomber over me"

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Ben Bridge darwin

Absolute fatty bum bum with a wonky girlfriend called maisy

You absolute ben bridge darwin