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When a man pays for a women's data , WiFi , or phone minutes .usually a younger female with an older male or a rich dude .
Don't gotta worry bout running out of data my data daddy will buy me more for my phone . I don't pay my WiFi bill I have a data daddy .
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When you are avoiding work by instant messaging your friends during office time, but forget to take the caps lock off after you do data entry, and type to them in all caps.
Hey whats going on?
NOT MUCH. HOW ARE YOU.
Woa, whats wrong are you mad?
SORRY DATA CAPS
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Nigger-lipped yardape indigenous to Barberton. See also moon cricket and Nigger McNiggerson. Subhuman intelligence, yet has opposable thumbs with which he signs other niggers to 50yr interest only loans.
That wasn't a leprechaun, that was phil data!
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1. (n) of or pertaining to the sub-human class of yard ape characterized by a large frontal lobe, wide nose, and underdeveloped intelligence. Nominally human because of the opposable thumb that allows the phil data to sign other nigs to 50-yr interest only loans.
2. (v) to place balls on one's chin
3. (n) a mythical creature of Afriacan descent that lives in trees. Often seen as having a man's head and a dog's ass and is therefore known as a 'bitch-ass nigger'.
1. Dat loan offisuh jus' signeded me but I finks he phil data'd me.
2. Dude that chick looked all phil data when I gave her the roman helmet.
3. That wasn't no leprechaun in those trees, that was a phil data!
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A software developer / database administrator responsible for OLAP tools. Reports to a dumbass junior VPs of Sales, not the IT or IS people. Usually a low-paid consultant. Generates stupid reports for stupid people.
The data wrangler wants us to put another joint-key index on the sold_items table. Dumbass, doesn't he know that slows down inserts?
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When somebody attempts to 'mine' data from a www server by guessing which unseen directories are browseable.
I found pictures of your dad with a tranny in /private/dad/
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what the fuck is a data table?
idk, you figure it out
ok
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