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1) To festoon one's testicles with colored lights, evergreen garlands, and tiny Christmas ornaments
2) To punch Santa Claus in the nuts for shortchanging you last Christmas
1) I wanted to make my girlfriend feel merry in the bedroom this Christmas so I decided to deck the balls.
2) In spite of being a good boy, Santa gave me nothing but a pack of underwear last Christmas, so this year I'm gonna wait in ambush in front of the fireplace so that I can deck the balls.
"Put it in my b-deck, Jack"
In the movie titanic, after sketching Kate Winslet naked on the couch, Leonardo DiCaprio put it in her b-deck
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Verb: Controlling a certain section of the prison, jail or other similar type of building used to house convicted criminals.
Reporter: So what were you doing during your incarceration?
Former prisoner: I was just always running the deck no matter where they had put me.
A girl who is so beautiful, smart, funny, and has such a good personality that she is not only taken but has guys pursuing her in the hopes that her boyfriend slips up. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity if you get to be with a girl like this, but it seems there is always someone ahead of you in the "batting order."
Guy 1 : "Wow, that girl is just amazing in every sense of the word! Do you know if she has a boyfriend?"
Guy 2: "Haha you've got to be kidding me, don't even waste your time, she's got batters on deck."
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Jim: Yo Mark, you see those knockers?
Mark: Hell ya, can't you see I got my rockets on deck?
Jim: Damn dude, put that away before you get arrested.
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A term used for monkey penis. It is normally long to make up for the missing intelligence and common sense.
He has a big Black Deck, but they're a very stupid person.
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Stacks on deck is a term that refers to having a sufficiently large quantity of money to the point where one can spend as much as they want without noticing the loss. The term is commonly included in hip-hop, rap, and RnB songs, often in conjunction with lyrics that claim to be able to provide unlimited luxuries for a female companion. An example of this type of usage can be seen in the song “Whatever You Like”, where the rapper T.I. sings “Stacks on deck, Patron on ice, we can pop bottles all night, baby you could have whatever you like”. Here the phrase refers to having enough money to buy limitless bottles of Patron. Obviously, having stacks on deck requires having a large amount of money, yet to use the phrase itself there are less obvious requirements. You won’t see a high profile banker or engineer use the phrase to describe their wealth because to most people they would sound like they’re trying to impersonate the style and tone of a rapper. Contrary to what some people might believe, the term refers neither to falling to the floor during a gunfight nor to taking MDMA, as is sometimes claimed. The term is a fairly modern one, thought to have originated due to high profile, rich playboys throwing down stacks of cash onto the “deck” of the bar, buying drinks without regard to cost. The term became somewhat more famous after the artist Soulja Boy created a recording label under the name Stacks on Deck Entertainment (SODMG).
To buy all that wacky tobakky, he must have had mad stacks on deck
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