The deli you know you want to visit and stay disregarding your alcohol intake and also the risks involved that include but are not limited to: financial, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences
I know she is crazy and a raging cunt but I still need to visit and enjoy the devils deli meat tonight
The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail
I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.
A girl ir guy who provides a number of services
She is a four way deli. Everyone and everything setved.
A man of middle eastern descent that works inside of a deli or restaurant and conducts himself like a dick.
Another name for a condom that can be used to conceal what you're talking about.
E.g: "Hey Kane, do you have a deli sausage?" "Yeah theres one in my bag"
1. The most tightest and athletic person alive. Also usually known as the masta, man with the plan, and you can't understand unless your the man, which your not cause your no Deli.
Man, you will be the next Deli Stinnett.
Using a piece of deli meat to jack off with.
Jennifer Anniston is so hot I warmed up a piece of deli meat in the microwave and gave myself a deli delight.