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When your friend thinks he got that job by himself, but really, you yourself got him the job when you invited him to shovel snow at 4am.
DB: listen Burt, your jokes arent funny. you’ve been employed since winter time season because my ass decided to motivate you to come work at 4am.
Burt: No thats cap, i got referred by Tony.
DB: how’d he refer you when i was the mf who called you to come work, and physically brought you in lmfao.
Burt: i don’t remember that ever happening so that must be cap.
DB: you’re delusional bro i cant w you
Beliefs that are contradicted by reality or a rational argument, typically used by someone with a mental disorder
Brad said he can rap better than Youngboy & King Von. This moon cricket is very delusional.
When you seek the wrong attention and believe the lies you tell to others, rewriting your life story in the most toxic way possible.
Those 2 girls Parys and Susan are both delusional for the scheme they both hard a part in.
A belief or altered reality that is persistently held despite
evidence or agreement to the contrary,
Jada constantly has delusional thoughts that she is of average height and that she is funny when neither one of those is true 🤦🏽 ♂️