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Slang for getting high.
Q: Hey man, my "pilot" just got a new shipment, we should be Going to Denver!
A: Yeah, we'll fly high, flight 420!
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A sexual act involving sticking ones fingers and or fist inside a persons anus while singing any John Denver classic while specifically "Leaving on a Jetplane".
Damn my chick gave me a crazy Denver knuckle in the plane bathroom.
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When some draws a line and another crosses it so bad they go so far south, they end up in a city hundreds of mile away from said line, thus showing themselves to be an ass.
Steve and Joe live in Canada.
Steve: Dude I have turkey fingers.
Joe: What's that?
Steve: Been cooking turkey all day and my fingers have turkey grease all over them.
Joe: Well then I must have greasy mom fingers. I've been cookin your moms baby box with my fat fingers all day and now they're all greasy and smelly.
Steve: Dude, your in Denver.
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A combination of sex and food.
When two people engage in sexual anal intercourse a lubricant is needed.
Egg Whites are a sutiable lubricant.
Now this special move works by break the egg over the anus entrance.
After the egg is broken, the yolk and egg whites are pushed into the cavity with the penis or object.
After the act is complete, the remaining egg that was in the cavity is placed into a frying pan.
The egg is cooked and eaten.
Thus you have a Denver Omelet.
Jessy made Nick a Denver Omelet after a crazy romp session.
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Affectionately taking a dump on the windshield of a lover's car.
My girlfriend left me a freshly-baked Denver Brownie while I was parked outside the grocery store today.
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The worst team ever. The Denver Broncos are nothing but a bunch of washed up pussy douchebag asshats. The fan base are just as bad.
I ate taco bell and had to take a Denver Broncos
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1) A large hub airport in Colorado famous for being far from the city of Denver itself and trapping helpless passengers for days at a time.
2) A sleepless hell-vortex near Colorado prone to ill weather and cranky travelers.
Dude, I have not slept in 23 hours thanks to the Denver Airport and i want to murder that Albanian couples baby who by some freak defect is able to cry on a triple dose of Dramamine.
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