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antonym for explosive diarrhea
implosive diarrhea is a spontaneous action in which poop compacts inside of your butthole, and is forcefully ejected out the mouth some 100 yards
Rob: "Holy shit implosive diarrhea! "
Jim: "You know rob, i really don't like you"
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"Planning a diarrhea" is a humorous way of referring to a planned sick leave from work, especially when it's not backed by actual sickness, but rather to spend paid sick days for things other than sickness.
Diarrhea is used as an excuse for the leave, as it's cumbersome enough to keep one from leaving home, warrants little explanation, and may not require a doctor's note to justify the sick day, as it can go away on its own.
* So, are you working on Tuesday?
** Nah. I'm planning a diarrhea for that day. Got stuff to do at home.
Similar to Pepto Bismol, Pepto Diarrhea is for those people who have abnormally liquidy diarrhea
Friend: Man Brooke, you seem like you need some Pepto Diarrhea
Brooke: I know:( I ordered some last night
The water-like red substance that sometimes occurs in a ketchup bottle when you haven't shaken it before pouring it on your plate.
Oh no, I poured ketchup diarrhea all over my freedom fries! Darnit, I should have shaken the bottle.
word diarrhea happens when you are trying to get a thought across gracefully but all of the words come from your brain and into your mouth at once.
Marty the word diarrhea that just came out of your has got to be the stupidest thing i have ever heard.
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In 2010, explosive diarrhea claimed the lives of over 9,000 Americans and over 7,000,000 toilets.
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When you have explosive diarrhea come shooting out of your butt all at once and it makes a huge splash in the toilet that wetx your whole butt.
Ew, don't go in that stall. Someone did a diarrhea bomb and it's all over the place!
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