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A diet / work-out plan followed by a new dad, who wants to achieve or regain DILF-status
Tim knew that the summer was fast approaching, so he went on a DILF Diet to make sure he'd get as much attention as his kids when he took his shirt off at the beach
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Having racist thoughts or always giving racial comments towards people but don't like being called racist. These people usually don't even know they're racist.
Kyle: the Blacks and Mexicans are fucking up the country!
Bob: your racist
Kyle: no I'm not!
Bob: ok, you have a case of diet racism
Kyle: *goes off about how Donald Trump should be president.
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popper- when a piece of a cigarette is snipped off and stuffed into a metal tube and stamped with weed, then quickly smoked through a marijuana smoking lamp (bong).
popper diet- somehow these poppers have such a negative effect on your body that they make you lose an extreme amount of weight, like normal drug use would, causing young lassies to create a new trend, 'the popper diet', where instead of eating they smoke an excessive amount of tobacco-marijuana poppers and maintain a models anorexic figure
"yo homie lets go smoke some poppers"
"im gonna try the popper diet because its so fetch!"
"the popper diet is going to make me look like valeria levitin! yum so skinny! all the boys will dig me"
advice: DO NOT try this. it is extremely harmful to your body!
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The semen of a man who has had a vacesctomy
Dont worry about getting pregnant baby, i've got diet jizz.
spending countless hours chatting with friends on facebook with total disregard of time or hunger, thus resulting in a loss of weight by the day's end
it's effective!
Guess what?? I weigh like two lbs now! Woah, what are you doing? Oh, just facebook dieting!
When you eat everything and anything in sight, because you are locked up in a house with no electricity and/or no water for days on end. Usually the result of a hurricane (i.e Ike) and all you have to eat is tuna fish, bread, chips, candy, soda, MRE's, cookies, and any other type of junk food.
My whole family and I went on The Hurricane Diet last week and I now weigh 220lb. THANKS IKE!
This is when you wear a condom while you have intercourse instead of having raw intercourse.
Dan:Are we having raw sex tonight or diet sex? I need to know if we need condoms.
Ally:I’m not on birth control right now so we would have to have diet sex tonight.
-Cinthya