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The term used for when a dude pretends to be a chick online for the sake of sexual arousal, fantasy and gratification purposes. The dude then gets so caught up in his fantasy that he forgets he is a dude and sets up to meet the object of his online affection thereby creating a "Ding Dong Dude" situation.
Guy #1: These last couple weeks have been amazing! I can't wait to meet you in real life!
Guy #2 (pretending to be a girl): Oh my god! I know right?! I'm so excited! I just know we will have even more fun than we have online!
-2 weeks later-
Guy #3: Hey whatever happened to that hottie you were talking to online? I thought you drove out to meet her or something.
Guy #1: Yeah. I don't really wanna talk about it.
Guy #3: Dude, stop being a pussy! Was she a beast? Hideous? Did she Catfish ya?
Guy #1: No. It was a Ding Dong Dude kinda thing. Like...showed up to meet and it was like whoa...you're a dude.
Guy #3: Whoa. My condolences man.
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This is what a man is called when he
cannot get an erection no matter what.
(remember the old tune--Hang Down Your
Head Tom Dooley) well this guys' head
is always hanging down.
The bitch was complaining that
her old man cant get it up! She
calls him---ding dong dooley.
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Ding Dong Ding Ding is the sound my doorbell makes
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Refers to one who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and seems like they really want the dick/vagina, when in all reality it is just a prank set up by the prankster who has no intention of following through.
Stacy: Hey Jennifer, see that guy over there in the corner of the club standing awkwardly?
Jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueballs. Did you ding dong johnson him?
Stacy: HELL YEAH BITCH! I needed that free drink!
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When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.
Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.
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This phrase basically means you dont give a fuck.
I dont give a ding dong didley what you thik about me.
I dont give a ding dong didley if the world comes to an end
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Billy:"Jimmy you are such a spacalaca ding dong"
Jimmy:"i know i know"