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when you go into a retail store and pester the management till they knock the price down over 80%.
"I wanna speak to your manager, i'm looking to get the dirty donnie discount"!
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Participation Trophy Discount
Noun: “A discount or special accommodation one expects and/or receives for being a member of a defined group.”
Examples include: (but not limited to) police, crossing guards, fire, military, seniors, ems, healthcare workers, pregnant women, or any other demographic whereby it is fashionable for an organization to virtue signal fawning over “heroes” or other “protected groups.”
1) Fast food employee: “that’s $3.49 sir.”
Patron: “did you apply my ‘first responders’ discount?’”
Fast food employee (to customer)“oh yes sir, that’s now $3.45. Have a great day.”
Fast food employee (to themself): “sure here’s your participation trophy discount 🙄🤦 ♂️“
2) Airline gate agent: “we’d like to start our boarding process by inviting all military personnel, let’s give ‘em a hand folks (makes spectacle)!!
Everyone else (including military personnel not wanting to participate in said spectacle): “geez it’s called a ‘job’ not a ‘participation trophy (discount)’ 🙄”
3) Girl in car: “The parking lot is full today.”
Friend in car: “Yeah some asshole parked in one of the 20 “expectant mother” spots.
4) Meal Team 6 guy: “what no ‘veterans’ parking for my big ass truck?!!! That’s bullshit; I need to speak to your manager!!”
5) Friend 1: “did you see that video on social media where a hippopotamus crushed a watermelon?”
Friend 2: “no I never got past all the healthcare hero vax ads 🙄”
Really easily.
Usually in the sense of buying a bluff, lie, etc. someone buying something "Like discount fish" means they bought it almost instantly, without a second thought or any sort of analysis.
The term references the fact that due to its high price, people will often buy discount fish almost instantly without any consideration of its quality or why it's on discount.
Dandyman: I may or may not have of lied to the local policía that in return for your capture, I would
give them immortality.
Alucard: And they fuckin' bought that?
Dandyman: Like discount fish.
Alucard: You cheeky dick-waffle!
When a friend/family friend owns or is in a family business and either gives you a discount on something you need, or just gives it to you for free. Whether you owe them a favor in return, or they're just doing it to be nice, you gotta admit that's a pretty cool thing to do for your bro.
Guy 1: "Dude, that's too expensive! We don't have enough for that!"
Guy 2: "Chill, man. I'm buddy-buddy with the cashier, he's definitely gonna hit me with The Bro Discount™."
A term related to the five finger discount, except the item stolen is software. It takes five hours to download it via BitTorrent.
Guy1: Dude, I wish I could afford Photoshop.
Guy2: Nah bro, I got you covered, I got it burned to a DVD.
Guy1:How? You GOTTA give it to me!
Guy2: You know, the five hour discount.
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Just like a slut buffet except cheaper.
A person (usually a woman) who will pretty much do anything and everything to her so-called "dates" for a very cheap price.
You can take her on a date to the dollar movies and not buy popcorn, and she will do anything for you.
Gary: "All I did was buy Tina a ring that cost me 50 cents, and she gave me a b.j!"
Josh: Dude, sweet! She's such a discount slut buffet, isn't she?"
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Synonymous with "five-finger discount," meaning free because stolen. Coined because of the rampant looting in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina (2005).
The survivors of Hurricane Katrina were hungry, so they gave themselves the New Orleans discount on food.
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