A Dutch diver is a person who dives under the covers to "enter the Dutch Oven" to get the full effect.
If I knew earlier that she was a Dutch Diver, I would have had another bowl of chili!
Someone who engages in anal sex, particularly a homosexual man
Don't waste you're time crushing on Zander, he's a total deuce-diver.
A designated diver is someone who swims on behalf of somebody who either, cannot swim, tries to swim with electronics and/or is too drunk to swim.
Person One: My mom broke her phone, she was drunk and went swimming with it.
Person Two: She needs a "designated diver'
The person in a photograph who jumps or leans into the field of view of the camera while a picture is being taken for the sole purpose of being included in the photograph.
Did you see the idiot frame diver in that pic of Jennifer Anniston at her movie premier? He looks like a real douchebag!
My husband's best friend is such a frame diver...he is in just about every photo we have!
That chick standing beside me did a huge frame dive right when I snapped the pic of George Clooney walking toward me. You can only see the right half of his face in the photo.
Combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time.
The Holy Diver is a combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time. Gets you the best red eye, im serial literally your whole eye will go bloodshot red, no white at all. Think being high, times ten. Careful not for lightweights and/or pussies that cant hold their cum. Start off with a weak joint and work your way up.
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Used as an insult that will highly offend the individual that it is told to. It's meaning pertains to many things, such as either someone who has made a very stupid mistake, or someone who is just very stupid or insulting to be around. Can often be used as a joke around friends that wont be taken to literally due to the fact of it being used very little.
Can be shortened to just diver if necessary.
Get out of here you scooba diver, you're so stupid.
No man, i wont be seen with a diver like that.
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A muff diver is another word for a lesbian. It does not always refer to oral sex, it is just a derogatory term for a lesbian or someone that you are calling a lesbian to be harsh, when they are not.
'she is a muff diver'
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