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Divorce Club welcome to the divorce group.We are a group of single people who have been used, abused, stepped on and thrown aside. Now it's tomorrow a new day. Where we learn that we are better then we thought. We can survive and now we can be a leader of our own lives. Start the day with a smile wash your face look into the mirror and say it's me and I can do this. You have to find what makes you happy you deserve it. You are never alone as long as you have yourself. Stay positive and surrounded yourself with positive people and things. Things happen for a reason you might not know why yet and you keep on asking why but give it time and you will see. It's a new day with a positive outlook on life. Sometimes it takes time and it is a slow journey but give it time and you will find that happy person you have been missing. Hurt takes time to overcome, but you're happiness is stronger and will get you through day. One day at a time and you will see. Life is as great as you make it. So be happy positive and live your new life. Smile at yourself every day.
Divorce Club A start of a new life.
The shipping of andrias, barrel, and leif from amphibia. It's called the divorce trio because the three separated and it's also a parallel to sashannarcy.
Person 1: did you watch the core and the king?
Person 2: yeah, and I can see why people are calling those three the divorce trio
It's when you live in Washington, DC have been with someone for equal to or more then 3 years, both are in politics, and break up, still have to work with each other, and everyone else acts like it's a big deal except the couple.
We got a DC divorce and she moved out a month later
When someone says a similar joke to yours but louder
Person1: did you hear johns joke about the flamingo?
Person2: yeah that was my joke.
Person1: oh… you’ve been arbys divorced.
Prison divorce is a divorce that occurs while one of the married people is in prison.
Prison divorce-Girl, how's your husband? You know we're divorced! The minute he starting doing his time, I filed!
When two docking penises undock.
We heard somebody coming up the stairs, so we had to penis divorce really fast.
A beard a newly separated or divorced man grows in order to show that he's young, hip, cool. Sometimes, but not always, accompanied by a manbun.
"What is on Joe's face?" "Oh, he's just growing a divorce beard."