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don't come for me

Reconsider bringing any issues concerning me to light. Such issues include: shortcomings, false accusations, wise cracks, jokes, etc. Meaning there is a time and place for this and current company is not it.

Employee: What's going on?
Co-worker (in the middle of a meeting): If you were on time you would know.
Employee: Don't come for me.

by imthenewclassic October 2, 2017

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Don't Shit With Me

A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative

A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me

Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me

by The Daily Hacker March 6, 2009


Don't fuck with me

A request to not be bothered. Usually a more angered one and threathening one.

Don't fuck with me asshole.

by CurlyHayami September 9, 2004

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don't argue with me

A phrase commonly used by parents and teachers in arguments because they can't defend what they say.

Kid: "Why can't I do this?"
Parent: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME!"

by anonymous June 20, 2005

109๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


don't fuck with me

01. Phrase used when you are sick of people's shit.
2. Phrase used when you don't know what the motives, benefits, or prerogative is of a person or group of people.
3. Phrase used when one can't see to wrap their brain around what the fuck is actually going on with a certain situation and no one else has any means to effectively communicate.

Don't fuck with me.

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

118๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Don't Yell at Me!!!

An exclamation used to express anxiety, paranoia, and sometimes anger. Usually spoken with the voice style of a mentally challenged person with an IQ of around 13. It is customary for the user to place their hands (preferably open-palmed) over their ears, simulating earmuffs, as the exclamation implies they want to shut out the "yelling". It is also customary to do such action when no one in the vicinity of the user is yelling or even merely raising their voice.

Tim's Mom (Calmly): I think you could have done better on that math test, Tim.

Tim: *Covers ears* Don't yell at me!!!!!

Tim's Mom: Christ, I should of taken the Asian kid at the adoption center....

*Tim continues to block all sound out with his hands*

by Quit yelling!!!! August 1, 2009

37๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Don't tase me bro!

An expression said when one person figuratively puts down another person. An expression said in a moment of frustration or exasperation. An expression said when one person gets over on another person. A plea for help or sympathy.

Playa 1: I saw you lady at the club last night. She was really putting on a show.
Playa 2: You know we are havin' problems, don't tase me bro!

DMV Clerk: I am sorry but you need to stand in line F.
Suspended license driver: I stood in the wrong line for an hour? Don't tase me bro!

Dude 1: My car broke down, I need a ride to work. Can you help a brother out?
Dude 2: Sorry man, can't do it, not today.
Dude 1: Please, I'm beggin' ya, don't tase me bro!

by Bif Loman December 20, 2007

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