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What Danny DeVito has
I dropped my monster condom for my Magnum dong
Stands those people whose dong length exceeds their iq.
random guy: my dong is long.
omegalong dong user: Why don't you use omegalong dong instead?
random guy: that's brilliant, i go and eat an omegalong dong sandwitch.
A freshly knit wool undergarment for your wiener.
I'm freezin my plums off out here. That sucks Daunte, my nana just knitted me a dong sweater.
A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.
I have a shlong dong
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The act of giving your partner sexual pleasure with nothing other than the ol' classic missionary position
Retro Donging
Someone who you don't want to meet in prison when you have your pants sagging on accident, or in the showers.
Inmate 1: Hey, wheres Jerry?
Inmate 2: He ran into a Big Dong in the locker room.
Inmate 1: Oh, he ain't gonna walk right for a week.
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1. A vagina, anus, or mouth as used in intercourse.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.
"I thought Rupert was mine first, not some multigenerational family dong koozie." -Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, "The Talented Mr. Stewie"
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