fool's door

That one door out of a set of double-doors that, for some unknown reason, is locked thus making the puller look like a fool.

Whenever I go to the store I always pull the fool's door.

Mahogany Doors

The best thing to repeat over and over again to annoy someone.

Person 1: Mahogany Doors.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mahogany Doors.

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Door hat

When a person hangs a hat on a door handle, it is a sign of 'no entry' because usually the people behind the door are having sex. This can be seen in the film 'Meet the Fockers'

Boy: Lets go in here baby...
Girl: Oh look we can't, a door hat, this rooms taken

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The mixer's at the door

Urgently needs to do a shit

I gotta find a toilet real soon man, the mixer's at the door.

Put a Door In

v. - a solution which is oversimplified to the point that it becomes nonsensical. Often presented as a brilliant idea by someone who wishes to appear knowledgeable when they actually know the least about the subject.

Dorthu: "I'm having trouble seamlessly streaming levels in this game."
Gabe: "Just put a door in."

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Tom: "Dude, instead of paying to get my car fixed, I'm just gonna use some duct tape."
John: "Way to put a door in."

Door Stuck

Door Stuck a word to describe when being stuck between the door and Freedom

Stabber: (Silence)
Follows some poor idiot.
TryHard: Tries to run through door.
Stabber: (Stops the door from being completely opened by Standing infront of it, And the TryHard, Which leads to the TryHard panicking)
TryHard: (DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK) Trying desperately to get away and pleading for the Stabber to move. Example
(PLEASE I BEG YOU).
(Grenade makes an entry and kills both.)

Door Bastard

An individual that is unaware that they are the cause of an automatic door to open. Often harmless unless the outside temperature is frigid and the opening of the door leads to unwanted bursts of cold air.

It was fricking cold outside & that door bastard kept tripping the automatic sensor so we nearly froze our a$$e$ off in the lobby.